I am your sexy girl

I am your baby girl

I am your innocence

I am your mother

I'm Lady Chatterly

Or Lady Chastity

Or some anonymous lover

I can be your little virgin (at the Commack Motor Inn)

Or your dominatrix (in your parent's bed)

We'll play some spin the bottle

We'll play some Marvin Gaye

Or we can dress you up in women's clothing

Chorus: Let's go shopping at the Pink Pussycat

You talk to the salesman

I'll hide in the back

I may be bashful but

I got the cash 'cause

I ain't afraid to try new things like that

Whatever you're thinking

Whatever you're feeling

I'll be either one or

All of the above

(repeat)

I'm a widow in mourning (lonely for your love)

I'm the bride on her wedding day (and you are not the groom)

I'm a singing telegram at 2AM

Or the french maid who comes to clean your room

Chorus

I'll keep you guessing, babe

You won't need confession, no

I'll be either one or

All of the above

Well I couldn't imagine

If I couldn't be myself

'Cause if you're afraid to ask for what you want

Then you might rebel

But if you've got that combination, where

You can play some 'show and tell'

Well don't be shameful

I am your rainbow

Liberate your body and

Soothe your soul

I can be your baby-sitter (who let you stay up late)

Or your best friend's mother (really hot date)

Or your favorite cousin (she taught you how to french kiss)

Or Miss Finnegan from health class

I'm a school girl in knee socks (with pig-tails in her hair)

I'm Aphrodite for dinner (or Linda Carter)

I'm rose petals

I'm ruby wine

And if you want

I'll be the pr