{Spoken}

This for all the ladies...

Ya might wanna save those "woo"s



{Sung}

I kissed you on the cheek

“Good night my love” I say

You turned to me and smile

“A baby’s on the way.”



And then you drift asleep

To dream of life anew

And I lie wondering

Just what I should do



I could kick you in the stomach

And catch you unawares

I could swear to God you accidently

Fell that flight of stairs



When I tell you that I love you

I will look you in the eye

As I slowly slide the hanger up your thigh.



{Spoken}

I'm so sorry!

I can't believe I just said that!