The Hukilau was the place

Where I first saw your face

We liked each other right away

But you didn't remember me the very next day

Forgetful Lucy

Has got a nice caboosey



I used to trick you into pulling your car over so we could chat

But my favorite time was when you beat the shit out of Ula with a bat

Then we drove up to see Dr. Keats

And found out why Doug always has to change his sheets

Forgetful Lucy

Cracked her head like Gary Busey



But I still love her so

And I'll never let her go

Even if while I'm singing this song

She's wishing I had Jocko the walrus' schlong

Forgetful Lucy

Her lips are so damn juicy



How about another first kiss