One day an alien landed in my backyard

At 1st i thought it was Captain Picard

but then i saw green tentacle things

and i knew it wasn't good tidings that they bring

I got abducted by aliens

they electro beamed me up to thier ship

strapped me to a table and i heard something rip

it was my skull, they cut it in half

tickled my brain, then they made me laugh

I got abducted by aliens

blubbering like a baby, i confessed all my sins

in my arms and legs, they stuck some pins

jabbed a metal probe up my butt

and back on Earth, they call me a nut

I got abducted by aliens

They dropped me off, then they cruised

as i lay there feeling used and abused

and now they say my brain is out of whack

just because i'm waiting for my alien friends to come back

I got abducted by aliens