I wrote a poem on a dog biscuit

And your dog refused to look at it

So I got drunk and looked at the Empire State Building

It was no bigger than a nickel



And if it don't improve

Then I have to move

I never thought that I would end up here

Maybe I should just change my style

But I feel alright when you smile



I stayed at home on the Fourth of July

And I pulled the shades so I didn't have to see the sky

And I decided to have a Bed In

But I forgot to invite anybody



And when I fell asleep

The neighbors had a peep

I never thought that I would end up here

Maybe I should just change my style

But I feel alright when you smile