When the aliens come

When the death rays hum

When the bombers bomb

We'll still be freakin' friends



When the whip comes down

When they nuke the town

When dead clowns can't clown

We'll still be freakin' friends



(Chorus)

Freakin' friends,

Freakin' friends,

Till we come to bad ends,

We're freakin' friends.



Freakin' friends,

Freakin' friends,

Till we come to bad ends,

We're freakin' friends.





When the 'skeeter bites

Lightning hits our kites

When we miss our flights

We'll still be freakin' friends



When my number's called

When my garden's walled

When my tires are bald

We'll still be freakin' friends



(Chorus)

Freakin' friends,

Freakin' friends,

Till we come to bad ends,

We're freakin' friends.



Freakin' friends,

Freakin' friends,

Till we come to bad ends,

We're freakin' friends.



I was halfway down the plank

Had a stick against my flank

Then you pulled up in the Tank

Rock on...



(Guitar solo)













When we're parched with drought

And we can't catch trout

When my voice gives out (cough)

We'll still be freakin' friends



When the razor cuts

When they torch the huts

When I hate your guts

We'll still be freakin' friends



(Chorus 2x)

Freakin' friends,

Freakin' friends,

Till we come to bad ends,

We're freakin' friends.



Freakin' friends,

Freakin' friends,

Till we come to bad ends,

We're freaki