These are the tales, the freaky tales

These are the tales that I tell so well

These are the tales, the freaky tales

These are the tales that I tell so well

I met this girl, her name was Joan

She loved the way I rocked on the microphone

When I met Joan, I took her home

She was just like a doggie all on my bone

I met another girl, her name was Ann

All she wanted was to freak with a man

When I met Ann, I shook her hand

We ended up freakin by a garbage can

The next young freak, I met was Red

I took her to my house and she gave me head

She like blowin dicks, is all she said

We jumped in the sheets and we broke my bed

There's another girl, her name is Sherry

You talk about sex and the girl acts scary

I heard she was freakin from my big brother Jerry

Took her to my crib and I popped that cherry

Young and tender, sweet Denise

Get her in the bed and the girl's a beast

I tell you homeboy if you get a piece

She'll only start talkin bout signin a lease

I met a young tender, her name is Lori

An X-Rated movie wouldn't tell her story

She had a twin sister, her name was Lisa

And just like Lori she's a real dick pleaser

My girlfriend's name, was Michelle

Her booty was bigger than the tail on a whale

When I freaked Michelle, I freaked her well

Her pussy got hotter than the flames of Hell

I G'd this girl, her name was Tammi

I didn't wanna do it cause the bitch was ?flantly?

She had a best friend, her name was Janet

I pulled her to the side and I spit that game

I had a lot of freaks, in my lifespan

I freaked one night, with this girl named Pam

The very next day, I saw her with her man

One week passed, and I was in her again

I had an old tender, her name's Jeanine-acapo