He was a good lookin' guy

Stood about six foot three

Long brown hair

As nice as he could be

Everybody liked him

But he didn't have a clue

He looked silly as hell

In those funny French shoes



You know the type

Without any heels

Leather souls

Kind of a slip on deal

He was cavalier

Whether he'd win or lose

But he looked silly as hell

In those funny French shoes



CHORUS

Funny French shoes

Funny French shoes

No man should be wearin'

Those funny French shoes

They look good on a woman's foot

I must say that they do

But no guy should be wearin'

Those funny French shoes



I know it's not right

To judge a man by his clothes

By the way that he looks

Or the people he may know

I'm embarrassed to say

If I had to choose

I could never really trust

Any man wearing those funny French shoes



CHORUS



Get some socks on, man!

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