I think I'm going slightly mad,

It might be all the dreams I've had

It could be all the things I've seen,

All of the things i wish I'd been.

I'd like to introduce to you

My friend called Fred u got one too

He's the guy who tells you what to do

He's the one who knows better than you

I kinda find it hard to sleep

So I try my hand at counting sheep

But all I got was repetition

Can't get to sleep by doing addition

My friend called Fred is always right

He has the last word every night

But now that really is a pain

Coz what he says is all the same



My imaginary friend,

Many's the time I wanna kill ya.

Know I shouldn't really moan,

But your always there when I wanna be alone.



My imaginary friend,

Many's the time I wanna kill ya.

Know I shouldn't really moan,

But your always there when I wanna be alone.



My friend called Fred is never bored,

He just steals what he can't afford

And no, he never gets the blame

Coz he just uses a false name.

Look at this guy who's stood by me

It's obvious he's out his tree

He's acting like a crazy man

But I think that's part of the plan



My imaginary friend,

Many's the time I wanna kill ya.

Know I shouldn't really moan,

But your always there when I wanna be alone.



My imaginary friend,

Many's the time I wanna kill ya.

Know I shouldn't really moan,

But your always there when I wanna be alone.



I think I'm going slightly mad,

It might be all the dreams I've had

It could be all the things I've seen,

All of the things i wish I'd been.

I'd like to introduce to you

My friend called Fred u got one too

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