A friend in needs a friend indeed,

A friend with weed is better,

A friend with breasts and all the rest,

A friend who's dressed in leather,



A friend in needs a friend indeed,

A friend who'll tease is better ,

Our thoughts compressed,

Which makes us blessed,

And makes for stormy weather,



A friend in needs a friend indeed,

My Japanese is better,

And when she's pressed she will undress,

And then she's boxing clever,



A friend in needs a friend indeed,

A friend who bleeds is better,

My friend confessed she passed the test,

And we will never sever,



Day's dawning, skins crawling [repeat three more times]

Pure morning, [repeat this three more times]



A friend in needs a friend indeed,

A friend who'll tease is better,

Our thoughts compressed,

Which makes us blessed,

And makes for stormy weather,



A friend in needs a friend indeed,

A friend who bleeds is better,

My friend confessed she passed the test,

And we will never sever,



Day's dawning, skins crawling [repeat three more times]

Pure morning,[repeat this three more times]



A friend in needs a friend indeed,

My Japanese is better,

And when she's pressed she will undress,

And then she's boxing clever,



A friend in needs a friend indeed,

A friend with weed is better,

A friend with breast and all the rest,

A friend who's dressed in leather.