[VERSE:]

The morning after our first trip to Green Bay

We headed off to the station of Greyhound

not thinking much what was ahead

Ahead of us the stinky people and the smell

The smell on this bus



[CHORUS:]

Fuck the Greyhound bus, FUCK YOU!

Fuck the Greyhound bus, FUCK YOU!

Fuck the Greyhound bus, FUCK YOU!

Fuck the Greyhound bus, FUCK YOU!



[VERSE:]

A 32 ounce of High Life and six sleeping pills

Were not enough to make me crash

So im still awake Jeremiah's gonna get some ass

From the girl next to him all of this to play one show with Goldfinger

What the fuck is wrong with us?



[CHORUS:]

Fuck the Greyhound bus, FUCK YOU!

Fuck the Greyhound bus, FUCK YOU!

Fuck the Greyhound bus, FUCK YOU!

Fuck the Greyhound bus



[BRIDGE:]

There's this girl next to Nick and she has

More hair underneath her arm pits than the four of us combined

The driver warned his friend with colored hair and tattoos

He'd kick us off if we acted up well I wish he would of

cause weve been sleeping on the floor for the past 2 nights

We're all out of beer

And all of this bullshit for a $99 fair



[CHORUS:]

So fuck the Greyhound bus, FUCK YOU!

Fuck the Greyhound bus, FUCK YOU!

Fuck the Greyhound bus, FUCK YOU!

Fuck the Greyhound bus, FUCK YOU!

F it all!