Ooooh...Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...aaaaammm...fuckin' an animal!



Fuckin' an animal

Holding on the horns

Fuckin' an animal

I'm involved with porn

Fuckin' an animal

Sure is nice and warm in here...



In my animal

Drinkin' fifty beers

Fuckin' an animal

Blowin' fifty steers

Fuckin' an animal

Oh, I'm a fuckin' queer

Fuckin' an animal



Didn't need to take her on a date

Just had to stand here on the crate

No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment

Just me my animal, Getting my dick bent...



Oh, animal

Lovely animal



Arrrrggggghh!



Animal!

Didn't have to say-ee please

Fuckin' an animal

With Legionnaires disease

I'm fuckin' an animal

Damn hard on the knees...

I'm fuckin' an animal



ANIMAL!!!

Animal fucker on the loose

Fuckin' an animal

I'll go from dog to goose

Fuckin' an animal

One time I fucked a moose

Fuckin' an animal



Now the animal's in pain!

It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain (terrible pain).

But now it starts to rain

But I'm still the same...



Meet my animal

Animal!!

Oh, animal

Oh, animal, animal, animal, animal



Animal!

Not proud of what I do...

I'm fuckin' an animal

I had a great time at the zoo

I'm fuckin' an animal

Cause you won't let me fuck you...

Animal!



Spoken: I'm not willing to spend any more time on that song...