Thanks to PkMnSuCKS123@aol.com for these lyrics.



[tom]

i want to fuck a dog in the ass



[mark]

he wants to fuck a dog in the ass



[tom]

i wanna fuck a dog

I tried to fuck your mom in the ass

Tried to fuck your dad in the ass

could only find the dog....and his ass



[mark and tom]

we wanna fuck a dog in the ass

we wanna fuck a dog in the ass

we wanna fuck a dog



[tom]

I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass



[mark]

Aarrh me and me first mate asurvy cur



[tom]

tried to fuck a fucking pirate

but I've found the dog



[mark, in mexican accent]

Ahh that was no pirate man that was thine own sister



[music stops]



[mark]

its a Mexican pirate



[music continues]



[mark and tom]

We want to fuck a dog in the ass

We want to fuck a dog in the ass

wanna fuck a fucking dog



[mark]

fuck you