Let it rain, let it rain

Let it rain, let it pour

We'll have one for the road, put the bolt on the door

Let it rain cats and dogs

Let it rain rats and snakes

But just bring us more grog

And another red steak



Let it rain, let it hail

Let it rain frogs and toads

Butt just bring us some ale, we'll have ten for the road

Let it blow, let it roar

Let it rain bats from Hell

Wipe their arses and pluck 'em, we'll eat them as well



(Did you hear about Clyde who are ribs 'til he died

At a sign that said 'All You Can Eat For Ten Bob'

When the doctors were done pumping out his insides

He went back the next morning to finish the job)



Let the skies turn to black

Let it rain kangaroos

But just give us tobacco and tucker and booze

So who cares about Heaven

Or burning beneath

When we're all busy digging our graves with our teeth



(Did you hear about Matt who fell into a vat

Well they say that he drowned but it took him a week

And they say that it wasn't as strange as all that

When you think that he kept getting out for a leak)



Let it rain, let it flood

Let 'em load up the Ark

Bring us buckets of blood while they sink in the dark

Give 'em two vegetarians

And two of the poor

And two of the tossers who say less is more