In every hick town in caledonia

Across this pseudo nadon

You can see the most fucked up scum

That was shat into creation

Where a blue mckewan's lager top equals

No imagination

You're hunbelievable

You're hunbelievable



The mystery of scottish sport

Is why we hate the english so.

I love the english very much

As long as they don't fuckin beat us

In the european nations cup

"you ain't gonna win no more"



Sittin' and waiting for the inevitable shot out

That never comes

Sittin and waiting for the inevitable shot out

That never fuckin comes.


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