(ian huntermark clarkehilly michaels)



I got a shower curtain stickin' to my back

And the o'd' cologne sure packs a whack

I got blood on my razor - my face is in shock

'n' my hair hangin' down like a rastaman's locks



I think i'm ready - i'm gettin' ready

Gettin' ready teddy - we're all gonna have fun



I gotta rock 'n' roll - rocket says "you gotta go fast"

'n' the radio's blarin' out a blast from the past

Lucille's in the back screamin' "gimme a break"

Your momma didn't tell you - that's the chance you take



It's oh so sad

When this love is all that we have







To swallow a lifetime away

With so many hours in each day



But calm your foolish heart

Our girlfriend's can't keep us apart

I'm with you every step of the way

Baby - what more can i say



The only problem is

I wanna party - get down - boogie - have a great time

Well its 36.50 for a room with a view

O' the empire state 'n' the pizza place, too



Lucille's got my body in a total eclipse

She's all lips 'n' hips - you know - one o' those trips

We're gettin' ready - she's gettin' ready

Gettin' ready teddy - we're all gonna have fun