Drowning in my restless ways

Thrusting, digging my own grave

Thinking that the day would pass

It seems it's here forever

You're so pretty you're so young

Much too young to settle down

A mobile home was rented

With a simple rabbit murder



CHORUS:

Must have been the funk on your tummy

You sat up it started running

Must have been the funk on the couch

I swear I pulled it out



Daddy and his cheap cologne

Swore we'd never be alone

But I was so much smarter

I was smarter getting harder

Ten seconds, his den

Think I scraped my nose on heaven

You mighta wore my letter jacket

But I don't want a baby



CHORUS



How could we stop ourselves?

The sweetest hole was so much fun

But all in all it would've been better

If I let the funk ride on your tongue



Ugly adolescent phase

Burning in this tragic blaze

If your panties weren't satin

I don't think this would've happened

But I'm here I'll do okay

We can work it out somehow

Quit school, get a job

OH OH OH OH!



CHORUS



Every dream and lots of money

Vanished with your hymen, honey

In the air now I'm scared

All because I missed your tummy



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