Ah, ah, ah

[Chorus]

Please get out of the toilet my man

Hell no, I'm doing drugs

Please get out of the toilet my man

Oh no, let me do my drugs

Came to the disco with half a gram of go go

Cut with baking soda

Saw my girl with the one kiss curl

She's a pusher, I think you know her

Got my straw, found my score

Now just give me a few minutes more

[Chorus]

Tweedledum and Tweedledee

There's a mushroom growin' inside of me

A pill makes you big, a pill makes you small

You're so tiny, I'm so tall

Who are you, don't you ask

You're just a pain in the looking glass

[Chorus]

You can find romance or piss in your pants

(Tweedledum and Tweedledee)

Let's leave it up to fate, mate

(There's a mushroom growin' inside of me)

You're a drunken bore

(A pill makes you big, a pill makes you small)

So let's lock the door

(You're so tiny, I'm so tall)

Let me get this line straight

(Who are you, don't you ask)

I've been waiting all night

(You're just a pain in the looking glass)

To powder my nose

Lord don't stop me, Thar she blows

[Chorus]

Ah, ah, ah

D d d d d d d d d d d

Drugs