We hah!

This is Funk Doctor Spock!

As we look at our clocks

We gonna take you on a ship to another journey

to the Darkside

Hah we've conquered new evidence that there is life



My funk prognosis make my brains come uncoast

One hundred percent funk runs blood straight through your nose

I don't have to be Madonna to make your eyes freeze

Visine's for eyes when you smoke the thai weed

For this, you need a journalist scientist

Keep your eye in this, funk cosmical, far from logical

I blow the spot up in any hood or boondox

Make the bully of the block move and get new locks

Now who kicks that phenomical astronomical? Uhh

That's my nine in you, feelin nauseous that's my rhyme in you

I swing funk like numchuks my game's death

That's cool when I blind fools like Kareem Abdul

Hot like lava's fire, sometimes I get more higher than Cheech

My funk speech make words wear sun visors

I'm gettin down with the funk in your trunk

Def Squad's in the house, with the ... for all you punks



"Coming down the block man loud as fuck

You would swear Redman was inside the trunk" -- Q-Tip

(repeat 4X)



Ahhh, I'm just as high as three peeled up motherfuckers

Def Squad's in the house, with the ... for you suckers

Punks, y'all chumps, I blew the frame once twice

I'm dumb nice, I bring my worst lyrics to a gunfight

The top notch, nah fuck that, that notch's topped

I'm off the meter, I make computer's catch amenesia

I'm swifter than roller blades on Icecapades

I'm Fearless like Four plus I'm cool like braids

My grammar, slam from here to York, Alabama

I never pull my pants up, I'm nutty like Planters

My style gets Death like Row or Def like Jeff

Def like Jam or Squad, or death like Meth

One two! Big up to my niggaz on one deuce

That cocks snaps and busts back at the boys in...

rrrrrah! With weed for you!

Who says I can't burn shit up just like Lisa Lopez?

I'm cause the ruckus, my area is fucked up

You better off calling them Power Ranger motherfuckers

Cause Redman will bomb just like Sadaam

When I'm loose I'm worldwide like triple fat goose

Heavily armed



"Coming down the block man, loud as fuck

You would swear Redman was inside the trunk" -- Q-Tip

(repeat 4X