Pick up the sunday news I need my funny papers

A little Orphan Annie and me have a rendezvous at three

With Mary Worth and Dick Tracy



My idea of time well spent

Is to stay in bed with you 'til the rent is due



Get out a checkered cloth, I'll pack a picnic basket

We'll find a clearin' in the wood

You can be Red Riding Hood

You may be bad, but you're so good



And my idea of havin' fun

Is layin' naked in the sun with you

Oh, oh oh oh oh



Put on your sunday clothes, I've had an inspiration

We'll ride downtown on the D and have a window shoppin' spree

It may be crass, but it's free



And my idea of what to do

Is makin' love with you on the avenue

Woah oh oh oh oh