g.l.d. she's all over me she's a sketchy sketchy
girl and i know that you'll agree, when i was
invited to climb into her bed, i just rolled over
and pretended i was dead, {she's an elf, it's not
ok, she's short short, stupid stupid and lame I
want her to leave me alone I want to go home}
G.L.D. can't believe you brought her by, like
lice from the sea can't believe she multiplied,
after clearing out the room don't you think you
all should leave, how'd you ever trick my friend
how'd you brainwash steve {chorus}