G" SUITS AND PARACHUTES



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Once there was a barmaid down in Brewery Lane

Her master was so kind to her, her mistress was the same

Along came a pilot, handsome as he could be

He was the cause of all her misery!

CHORUS: Singing "G" Suits and parachutes

And uniforms of blue

He'll fly a fighter

Like his daddy used to do!



Now in the morning before the break of day

A five-pound note he handed her, and this to her did say:

"Take this my darling, for all the harm I've done

For you may have a daughter, and you may have a son



If you have a daughter, put ribbons in her hair

And if you have a son, get the bastard in the air!"

Now the moral of my story as you can plainly see

Is never trust a pilot an inch above your knee

The barmaid trusted one and he went off to fly

Leaving her a daughter to help the time go by!



FINAL CHORUS: Singing "G" Suits and parachutes

And uniforms of blue

She'll never fly a fighter

Like her daddy used to do!



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from There I Was...Flat on my Back, Stevens

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