Girl on the phone keeps a-ringing back

Her voice is smooth but the tone is bland

She's telling me this and she's telling me that

She talks about me and I must agree

With what she says about me

About how nice I can be

But it makes no difference to my mind



Girl on the phone keeps a-ringing back

She knows all my details - she's got my facts

She tells me my height and she knows my weight

She knows my age and says she's knows fate



And I must say - it's logical

What foresight she must have

I've got to meet her whenever I get time



Says she knows everything about me

Every word I've ever said

Every book I've ever read

She told me that we met along time ago

I can't think when but she should know



Girl on the phone keeps a-ringing back

Knows where I get my shirts and where I get my pants

Where I get my trousers where I get socks

My leg measurements and the size of my cock



And I must say it's un-nerving

To think that she knows me

Knows me so well - better than anyone

Better than myself



Says she knows everything about me

Every record I've listened to

Every window that I've looked through

She told me that we met along time ago

I can't think when but she should know



Girl on the phone keeps a-ringing back

She's telling me this and she's telling me that