Wheelin'

Dealin'

Stealin'

Smokin' banana peelins



Rollin'

Strollin'

Bowlin'

Cash my chips and go



Back to the river

Hopped up in a Flivver

My dice make em shiver

Cuz I'm the love-giver

Yeah I make em quiver

A quantity of liver is all I need right now



Slicin'

Dicin'

Spicin'

Takin' erythromycin



Smokin'

Tokin'

Chokin'

Bet it 'til I go broke



Shoot Atlantic City

Naw it sure ain't pretty

This town ain't got no pity

I'm just tryin to look witty

Get a little ditty

Just to put it in the kitty

What else am I due



Hockin'

Clockin'

Shockin'

Slot machines come mockin'



Lyin'

Cryin'

Dyin'

Pawn my axe for buyin'



Back to the river

Hopped up in a Flivver

My dice make em shiver

Cuz I'm the love-giver

Yeah I make em quiver

A quantity of liver

That's all I have to say



I call him Gamblor

It's such a shandor

I appreciate his candor

But it's never been me heretofore