There once was a woman with wings

Happy with the simple things

She had silk suspenders and high, heeled, stocking thighs

Helping me in my need

She was a friend, indeed

She was my baby until the day she died



Ain't nothin' like a gang bang

Ain't nothin' like a gang bang

Ain't nothin' like a gang bang to blow away the blues.

(repeat)



She was a woman who was twice my size

She looked into my eyes

She said "Only you can blow my blues away"

She said "I'll tell you what to do

Bring all your friends with you

And you can come up and see me any ol' time of day"



Ain't nothin' like a gang bang

Ain't nothin' like a gang bang

Ain't nothin' like a gang bang to blow away the blues, ahhh

(repeat)



There were twenty-seven guys

An unexpected surprise

She just kept on rockin' 'til the night was gone

She was smilin' through the tears

For a hundred and fifty years

Just lickin' her lips and helpin' me along



Ain't nothin' like a gang bang

Ain't nothin' like a gang bang

Ain't nothin' like a gang bang to blow away the blues.