(John Watson)

There's Frank James and Jesse James

Billy the Kid and all the rest

Supposed to be some bad cats

Way out in the West



If those cats could of dug me

And my gangster ways

They would have hung up their guns

And dug into their graves



Cause I'm a gangster

A gangster of love

I'm a gangster

A gangster of love

Now look here

When I go into a bar

Girls from near and far

Say I'm a gangster

A gangster of love



I jumped in my white horse Cadillac

I rode across the border line

I roped 55 girls

I kissed them all the same time

Took 25 or 30, put 'em all on a freight

There was a million dollar reward for me in each and every state

Sheriff says is your name Stevie "Guitar" Miller in a very deep voice

And I said yes sir brother sheriff, and that's your wife on the back of my horse

I can't help it

I'm a gangster

I can't help it

You know, I'm a gangster