You!

I wanna take you to a gay bar,

I wanna take you to a gay bar,

I wanna take you to a gay bar,

gay bar, gay bar.



Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,

At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

Waah,

At the gay bar.



Now tell me, do ya, a do ya have any money?

I wanna spend all your money,

at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.



I've got something to put in you,

I've got something to put in you,

I've got something to put in you,

At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

Hah!



You're a superstar at the gay bar.

Yeah you're a superstar at the gay bar.

You're a superstar at the gay bar.

Superstar.

Super, superstar!