Gee, Officer Krupke!

Music: Leonard BernsteinLyrics: Stephen Sondheim



RIFF:

Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke,

You gotta understand,

It's just our bringing up-ke

That get us out of hand.

Our mothers all are junkies,

Our fathers all are drunks,

Golly Moses, natcherly we're punks!



RIFF and QUARTET:

Gee. Officer Krupke, we're very upset;

We never had the love that every child oughta get

We ain't no delinquents,

We're misunderstood,

Deep down inside us there is good!



RIFF:

There is good!



ALL:

There is good, there is good,

There's an tapped good,

Like inside, the worst of us is good.



SNOWBOY(imitating Krupke):

That's a touchin' good story!



ACTION: Lemme tell you to the world!



SNOWBOY (