[horses galloping. horses neighing.]

Krayzie "big bad ass" bone:

You better count your money.

With felicia:

Ghetto cowboy.

Krayzie "big bad ass" bone:

The name is krayzie "big bad ass" bone, wanted up north for all the

Gold that i stole, along with some cash, even took the

Mayor's daughter. now, that there's kidnappin', but she was with it,

So i brought her. then, got myself into a whole heap of

Trouble, double-crossed by the law, so there's nobody to run to: yeah,

It's just me and my sawed-off shotgun. outlaw--call him

Leather face. i'm headed for the west, heard they got a couple banks

In town that ain't been held up yet. well, uh, i oughta

Make it by sundown. i figure that's enough time for me to get the

Whole rundown. so, i continue my mission. it's gettin' dark,

So i'm watchin' for them damn injuns--they like to catch ya, then they

Rob and split. i be a rootin'-tootin'-shootin' damn fool,

Protectin' my chips. all of a sudden, i heard somebody rumble in the

Bushes. stop my horse. [horse neigh.] "whoa,

Nellie! who in the bushes? you better speak out or i'm a let my

Shotgun song sing out."

Thug queen, "the horse stealer":

Who is this? i hope this ain't the law. jump out the bushes with my

Sawed-off shotgun.

Krayzie "big bad ass" bone:

"c'mon out, right now. i'm gettin' angry." took a step back, 'cause it

Could get dangerous.

Thug queen, "the horse stealer":

"please don't shoot. it's just me, thug queen, the horse-stealer."

Krayzie "big bad ass" bone:

"then, why the hell is you hidin' in them bushes?"

Thug queen, "the horse stealer":

"i'm wanted in four counties for armed robbery, killed to two

Sheriffs, six of his best men with my hand, stole two horses.

Thought you was the law, that's why i jumped in the bushes."

Krayzie "big bad ass" bone:

"goodness." now, she was hotter than the barrel on fire, but i could

Use her for the job, so i told her to ride. "c'mon."

Thug queen, "the horse stealer":

"may i ask you what you headed to the west for?"

Krayzie "big bad ass" bone:

"i got a partner, got a plan for some dough, and if you're down, you

Can pick up yourself a pretty penny. 'be in town in a

Minute, now be sure if you're with it."

Thug queen, "the horse stealer":

"we out before the sun rise, gotta stallion for your partner to ride."

Hit the saloon for the moonshine. down for whatever, let's

Ride, let's ride.

Krayzie "big bad ass" bone:

"these directions say we go to tucson, arizona. when we arrive, we'll

Cop a place we can bunk, and meet my boy in the

Mornin' for details and hook-up."

Krayzie "big bad ass" bone:

You better count your money.

Felicia:

Ghetto cowboy.

[rooster crowing.]

Krayzie "big bad ass" bone:

"rise and shine! good mornin'. howdy. nine o'clock we meet my boy in

The saloon in the valley. now, i done came a long

Way, and i don't wanna be late."

Thug queen, "the horse stealer":

"tell him i make ya (?) 'cause you know we ain't."

Krayzie "big bad ass" bone:

"move out! giddyup, giddyup, giddyup." [whip cracks, horses neigh.]

Krayzie "big bad ass" bone:

You better count your money.

Felicia:

Ghetto cowboy.

Layzie "the kid":

I'm peepin' krayzie's wanted poster in the saloon, so i assume it'll

Be trouble around here pretty soon. glance across the

Room: i see this youngster getting ready to fight, but if he mess up

The night, i think that krayzie just might take his life. so, i

Approach him, and i pause. "look, man, i really don't wanna brawl, but

Won't you chill before them laws come messin' up this

Masterplan?" since he already rowdy, i just asked the man: "hey, you

Want some work? well, partner, put in your bid, and

By the way, now what's your name? they call me layzie the kid."

Powder p:

"the name's powder p, can i get a twelve gauge? outlaw--everyday on

The front page. mister kid, if you give me the

Lowdown, me and black jack be ready for the showdown with two

Double-barrels pointed at whatever. we'll stick together.

I'm purty clever."

Layzie "the kid":

"so saddle up, jump on the bandwagon, because it's all goin' down." i

Heard a guy run in the bar screamin', "krayzie's in

Town!"

Krayzie "big bad ass" bone:

"now when we get to the saloon, you don't worry. wait outside, and

Don't be stealin' nobody's damn horses!" step inside the

Bar. "lay the kid, you son of a gun!"

Layzie "the kid":

"hey, man, i'm glad you made it safely. now let's go have some fun.

And this my partner powder, he's a young gun."

Powder p:

"howdy."

Krayzie "big bad ass" bone:

"mighty glad to meet ya, son. oh yeah, you know i also brought a

Friend along. meet thug queen, the horse peddler,

Straggler, just met her."

Thug queen, "the horse stealer":

"howdy, partner, already got the horses saddled up."

Layzie "the kid":

"i hope you good at robbin' banks like you rustle that cattle up."

Powder p:

"now, y'all, it's gon' be gettin' dark real soon."

Krayzie "big bad ass" bone:

"i think you're right, i say we move. c'mon, let's move out!

Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup. move out!" [whip cracks, horses neigh.]

Krayzie "big bad ass" bone:

You better count your money.

Felicia:

Ghetto cowboy.