Ghetto Cowboy

MO THUGS FAMILY



"GHETTO COWBOY"

Krayzie Bone, Thug Queen, Layzie Bone, Powder, and Felicia

[Horses galloping. Horses neighing.]

Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:

You better count your money.

with Felicia:

Ghetto cowboy.



Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:

The name is Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone, wanted up north for all the gold that I stole, along

with some cash, even took the mayor's daughter. Now, that there's kidnappin', but she was with it,

so I brought her. Then, got myself into a whole heap of trouble, double-crossed by the law, so

there's nobody to run to: yeah, it's just me and my sawed-off shotgun. Outlaw--call him Leather

Face. I'm headed for the West, heard they got a couple banks in town that ain't been held up yet.

Well, uh, I oughta make it by sundown. I figure that's enough time for me to get the whole rundown.

So, I continue my mission. It's gettin' dark, so I'm watchin' for them damn Injuns--they like to

catch ya, then they rob and split. I be a rootin'-tootin'-shootin' damn fool, protectin' my chips.

All of a sudden, I heard somebody rumble in the bushes. Stop my horse. [Horse neigh.] "Whoa,

Nellie! Who in the bushes? You better speak out or I'm a let my shotgun song sing out."

Thug Queen, "the horse stealer":

Who is this? I hope this ain't the law. Jump out the bushes with my sawed-off shotgun.

Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:

"C'mon out, right now. I'm gettin' angry." Took a step back, 'cause it could get dangerous.

Thug Queen, "the horse stealer":

"Please don't shoot. It's just me, Thug Queen, the horse-stealer."

Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:

"Then, why the hell is you hidin' in them bushes?"

Thug Queen, "the horse stealer":

"I'm wanted in four counties for armed robbery, killed to two sheriffs, six of his best men

with my hand, stole two horses. Thought you was the law, that's why I jumped in the bushes."

Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:

"Goodness." Now, she was hotter than the barrel on fire, but I could use her for the job, so I

told her to ride. "C'mon."

Thug Queen, "the horse stealer":

"May I ask you what you headed to the West for?"

Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:

"I got a partner, got a plan for some dough, and if you're down, you can pick up yourself a

pretty penny. 'Be in town in a minute, now be sure if you're with it."

Thug Queen, "the horse stealer":

"We out before the sun rise, gotta stallion for your partner to ride." Hit the saloon for the

moonshine. Down for whatever, let's ride, let's ride.

Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:

"These directions say we go to Tucson, Arizona. When we arrive, we'll cop a place we can bunk,

and meet my boy in the mornin' for details and hook-up."



Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:

You better count your money.

Felicia:

Ghetto cowboy.



[Rooster crowing.]

Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:

"Rise and shine! Good mornin'. Howdy. Nine o'clock we meet my boy in the saloon in the valley.

Now, I done came a long way, and I don't wanna be late."

Thug Queen, "the horse stealer":

"Tell him I make ya (?) 'cause you know we ain't."

Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:

"Move out! Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup." [Whip cracks, horses neigh.]



Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:

You better count your money.

Felicia:

Ghetto cowboy.

Layzie "the Kid":

I'm peepin' Krayzie's wanted poster in the saloon, so I assume it'll be trouble around here

pretty soon. Glance across the room: I see this youngster getting ready to fight, but if he mess up

the night, I think that Krayzie just might take his life. So, I approach him, and I pause. "Look,

man, I really don't wanna brawl, but won't you chill before them laws come messin' up this

masterplan?" Since he already rowdy, I just asked the man: "Hey, you want some work? Well, partner,

put in your bid, and by the way, now what's your name? They call me Layzie the Kid."

Powder P:

"The name's Powder P, can I get a twelve gauge? Outlaw--everyday on the front page. Mister

Kid, if you give me the lowdown, me and Black Jack be ready for the showdown with two

double-barrels pointed at whatever. We'll stick together. I'm purty clever."

Layzie "the Kid":

"So saddle up, jump on the bandwagon, because it's all goin' down." I heard a guy run in the

bar screamin', "Krayzie's in town!"

Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:

"Now when we get to the saloon, you don't worry. Wait outside, and don't be stealin' nobody's

damn horses!" Step inside the bar. "Lay the Kid, you son of a gun!"

Layzie "the Kid":

"Hey, man, I'm glad you made it safely. Now let's go have some fun. And this my partner

Powder, he's a young gun."

Powder P:

"Howdy."

Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:

"Mighty glad to meet ya, son. Oh yeah, you know I also brought a friend along. Meet Thug

Queen, the horse peddler, straggler, just met her."

Thug Queen, "the horse stealer":

"Howdy, partner, already got the horses saddled up."

Layzie "the Kid":

"I hope you good at robbin' banks like you rustle that cattle up."

Powder P:

"Now, y'all, it's gon' be gettin' dark real soon."

Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:

"I think you're right, I say we move. C'mon, let's move out!

Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup. Move out!" [Whip cracks, horses neigh.]



Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:

You better count your money.

Felicia:

Ghetto cowboy.



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