Joe:Girl meets boy.

That's a safe beginning.

Artie:Is this a Western?

I love those wild-rolling plains.

Betty:No it's not. They live in the city.

Artie:Then it's a thriller:

A sidewalk gleams when it rains.



Or how about a brilliant pianist?

Every time the full moon's on the rise

He can't play without a shot of virgin's Blood.

Betty:Thanks a lot

Be sure to leave your number.

Artie:you'll think of something,

I'll see you opening night.

Betty:Girl meets boy,

Now if I remember

She's a young teacher,

He's a reporter

It's hate at first sight.

Joe:It won't sell,

These days they want glamour:

Fabulous heiress

Meets handsome Hollywood heel

Problem is, she thinks he's a dentist.

Would you believe it?

A wedding on the last reel.

Betty:It doesn't have to be so mindless.

You should write from your experience

Give us something really moving;

Something true

Joe:who wants true?

Who the hell wants moving?

Moving means starving

And true means holes in your shoe.

Betty:No you're wrong.

They still make good pictures.

Stick to your story,

It's a good story.

Joe:O.K. Miss Schaffer

I give it to you