I can’t believe it’s happened once again

I thought that she’d be mine ‘till the very end



We were like Romeo and Juliet



She was the greatest girl I’ve ever met



But now she’s watching Ellen on TV



And chilling out to K.D. Lang CD’s



She’s reading all my girly magazines



And now it’s just her head that’s shaven clean



I can’t believe it’s happened once again



My girlfriend has become a lesbian



I found her making out with her best friend



I can’t believe it’s happened once again



I met her on a blind date through a friend



I knew that she was really into men



And everything she did just felt so right



We’d even split a beer and watch the fight



But when we started fooling ‘round and stuff



I noticed that her skin was kind of rough



I wish I’d never gone that extra yard



Cause it wasn’t only me who was getting hard



I can’t believe it’s happened once again



I thought that she was Barbie but she’s Ken



I tell you she’s a cock and not a hen



I can’t believe it’s happened once again



I finally found a girl who wears my ring



I checked her out for all the weirdest things…



But then I got a call from the men in black



They asked about the green spots on her back



And why she’s always talking to the stars



And eating all the snails in our backyard



I can’t believe it’s happened once again



My girlfriend’s always been an alien



They said they she’s been eating all our friends



I can’t believe it’s happened once again