If I wanted to be like you

I'd go out and make an ass of myself

If I wanted to talk like you

I'd go out and put a foot in my mouth

Realizing what to do right now

So I can be cool like you

Seem to have it all right here for you

I know, I'll never be like you

That's how it stays now

Thinking all the girls love you

You pick the ones that don't love themselves

Saying anything that you feel safe

I wanna be there when it blows in your face