She's been playin' them low life honky tonks for thirty years in Texas.

She's sick and tired of all them Reba songs they keep requestin'.

She's about to lose her voice, her hair's fallin' out and ain't nobody clappin'.

So she think's she'll shape her head, buy a boom box and just turn to rappin'.

She can't keep up, with them country healthers,

Gonna learn to shake her boobies, just like Salt N' Peppa.



She done gone funky, a brand new tattoo.

She done gone funky, a big nose ring too.

She done gone funky, her favouite rap song's