(Mike, doing a Gordon Lightfoot voice)

She had that disposition

Sent all the boys a wishin'

As we trickled down the coast of Peggy's hide-a-way.



We loaded up the cube vans,

The days were steeped in Ray-Bans

That reflected love's embrace from which I shyed away.



And I wouldn't know her ass from a deep hole in the ground,

Lined with bushes and a fence that the neighbors placed around;

Make a child with me.