Ah, damn, we got a lot of stupid people

Doing a lot of stupid things

Thinking a lot of stupid thoughts

And if you want to see one

Just look in the mirror



Gotta kill Captain Stupid, can't you see him

Today we start the new way, we're Suicidal

Gotta kill the old way, we'll make it better

Won't you join our mission, don't be stupid

Got to kill Captain Stupid

Gotta kill Captain Stupid



Brothers killing brothers, what up with that?

Can't you see they're laughing, that ain't funny

Babies making babies, that ain't love

You just got screwed over, get some respect



Chorus:

Got to kill Captain Stupid

Got to kill Captain Stupid



And I don't understand why

People be bringin' Captain Stupid in their lives

Treating him like a superhero

Glorifying him when he ain't nothing but a superpunk

And you see, you're the one who's gonna have to stop him

'Cause you're the one that started him



Oh, what's that?

So how you say life sucks

Well, ninety-nine percent of it's

What you make of it...

So if your life sucks, you suck



What's that crap you're smoking, playing the fool

Waste your life for nothing, when you're something

What the hell you thinking, mind pollution

Got to get back control, it's your life fool



Chorus



What's that now?

Ah, so you scared to do something about it

Well, you better be scared not to do something about it

'Cause if you don't kill Captain Stupid

Captain Stupid gonna kill you

Got to kill Captain Stupid - fool