Gravity plays favorites I know it cause I saw
Honest to God, Officer, it's awful
Down at work I'm getting too familiar with the floor
Trading in my talents by the mouthful

Hate to break it to you but it's out of my control
Forces go to work while we are sleeping, sleeping
If I could attack with a more sensible approach
Obviously that's what I'd be doing
Right

Now
Necks are cracking sideways
Hit me from the back side
I am on the white side
You are on the black side
Cut a piece that's bite size
Shoot me from my good side
If you got a straight line
This would be a good time

Gravity works slowly if you notice it at all
Some of us are getting mighty lucky
Aren't we
If you had to live with this you'd rather lie than fall
You think I can't fly
Well you just watch me, watch me

...

Necks are cracking sideways
Hit me from the back side
I am on the thin side
You are on the fat side
Cut a piece thats bite size
Shoot me from my bad side
If you got a straight line
This would be a good time

The sky is always falling down on me
The sky is always falling, falling, oh
The sky is always falling down on me
So Officer
Forgive me please!