Grey Jacket and Grey Trousers

(David Diamond)



Grey Jacket and grey trousers

This young girl she's put on

And like a young executive

Went rambling through the town.

She did engage with Personnel

A business man to be

For twice as much as he'd have got

If they'd known he was a she.



One day as she sat drowsing,

In a meeting far from short,

The message came for "Mr. Jones"

To the chairman to report.

"Young Man, the way your backside moves

Has quite beguiled me.

There's a quick promotion for you if

My sweetheart you will be."



"Oh, hold your tongue, dear Chairman,

Or else some other part,

For one of the same sex as I

Shall never win my heart.

You're very much mistaken,

And the same I'll quickly prove,

I mean to woo your secretary,

And quickly win her love".



To gain the secretary's aid

The truth to her Jones spoke

The secretary laughed aloud

And said it was a joke.

"For I have dressed this way to get

A job as best I can,

I'd never have been hired here

If they'd known I was a man".



This couple they got married

Their secret still concealed.

That very year the power of love

All Nature's laws repealed.

For soon there came a bouncing boy,

A mixed up little lad,

For he calls his father 'Mummy',

And he calls his mother 'Dad'.



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