Sitting here staring at these four walls



Six silver strings and four fat chords



I opened up the door and golly G



There was this goddess staring back at me







I went for an F but she looked like A minor



It was then that I thought well nothing could be finer



She told me her name it was Caroline



Now my favourite position? C six with a nine







I plucked a few strings, she began to whine



I knew by now I had her on the line



She said Now honey well there aint no danger



Dont you realise Im A Major?







Well DDD, Im as happy as a king



Well she didnt fret as I was slidin my thing



Now all you people if you think it through



Well EEE, the jokes on you







Now these four walls, yeah theyre my best friend



cause it all came good, came good in the end



Yeah me