1. I WAS CLEANING OUT MY TOILET BOWL

WHEN YOUR BIRTHDAY CAME TO MIND

SO I SAT RIGHT DOWN TO WRITE FOR YOU

A HAPPY BIRTHDAY RHYME

SO HERE'S A BIRTHDAY SONG I WROTE

TO TELL YOU HOW I FEEL

EVER SINCE YOU DUMPED ME

YOUR BIRTHDAY'S NO BIG DEAL

CHORUS:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUNGUS FACE

NO ONE ELSE CAN TAKE YOUR PLACE

YOU A WORTHLESS PIECE OF HUMAN WASTE

I'M SO GLAD YOU'VE GONE AWAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEAVER BREATH

YOU'RE NOT THAT EASY TO FORGET

YOU'RE JUST LIKE SOMETHING BAD I'VE ET

HAVE A LOUSY DAY



2. MAY YOU WRAP YOUR PRECIOUS PICK-UP TRUCK

AROUND A JACKP1NE TREE

AND NEVER GET A DIME

FROM YOUR INSURANCE COMPANY

MAY YOUR BUDDIES GET RELIGION

MAY THE BREWERIES ALL RUN DRY

MAY YOU EAT SOME MOLDY BIRTHDAY CAKE

AND SHIT UNTIL YOU DIE



(REPEAT CHORUS)