Menfolks Just Don't Understand Sympathy For A Wretch Like Me I'm A Handle

To Wind The Tongue Just A Bitch In Heat Menfolks Just Can't Even See My

Fifty Puppies And Tits To My Knees Stretch Marks Hair Like Grease Just A Bitch

In Heat Yeah I Want It So Bad I'm Howlin' And All You Dogs Sniffin' Butts

Outside Don't Need It Half As Much As Me Dachshunds And St Bernards Going

Mad In My Front Yard Big And Small I'll Have 'em All Just A Bitch In Heat

Menfolks Just Can't Conceive I'm At The Mercy Of Chemistry Every Spring You

Get Itchy Feet Ain't Nothin' Compared To This Heat I'm Honey In Heat With

Nothin' To Do 'cept Wait Around For Mutts Like You Guess I'm Just An Easy

Lay Until The Day They Get Me Yeah I Want It So Bad I'm Howlin' And All You

Dogs Sniffin Butts Outside Don't Need It Half As Much As Yeah I Want It So

Bad I'm HowlIn' And All You Dogs Sniffin Butts Outside Don't Need It Half As

Much As Me