I should'a known not to watch that comet

I should'a known not to give you this

I should've known not to throw away my records

I should've never purchased compact discs



I can't remember inventing the atom

I don't remember what it's like to be God



I should'a known not to watch Jerry Springer

I should've never watched the People's Court



I don't remember inventing the wheel

But I remember making the Styrofoam



I should'a known not to watch that comet

I should'a known not to sex Amy Fisher

I should've never watched the OJ trial

I should've known not to shoot John Lennon

I should've never gotten AOL



I should remember not to blow up buildings

I should remember what it's like to be God



I should've known never sent the stork to the Dahmer's

I should'a known not to make free will



I can't remember my life as a Mormon

I can't remember five minutes ago



I should'a known not to watch that comet



I can't remember my days as an asshole

The same day I made the CIA



I should'a known not to watch that comet



I should've known better