Well, the retards laughed

When the evening came

The 'librium makes them

All the same

And boy, you still got

Shit for brains

It's Halloween on the coast again



Well the clowns roll in

And the line never ends

We get the last part

We get the bends

And the bends always last

Till the blast

And they sucked us down in the hole again



And it's Halloween on the Barbary Coast



Well, the mothers smiled

When the morning came

Under the Christmas tree

They looked all the same

And boy, you still got

Shit for brain

And it's Halloween all over again