I took my girl to go bowling downtown at the Red Door

After an argument I started because i thought she didn't like me anymore

I can't help it, sometimes I feel pitiful

And of course, she's so young and beautiful.



I bought us two glasses of Coke

That's her favorite and I wanted to make up for earlier

But I dropped her glass and it broke

So I just gave my glass to her.



She laughed and so did I, in our lane

Then she went to the vending machine to buy a candy cane.

But right next to that was a boy I knew with a spring in his hand

Playing a country pinball machine called