Hanging out with the horny girls

That was kinda cool

There was nothing I could think of

That they wouldn't do



They were quite bisexual

And they were kind of nasty

They were always naked

And they took a lot of xtc



Hanging out with the horny girls

Was better in my head

I tried to order pizza

But they tied me to the bed



It was quite an adventure

And I think I got the clap

They put their fingers in my butthole

I couldn't take a nap



Hanging out with the horny girls

I nearly peed my pants

When both there boyfriends

Showed up at my house to kick my ass



But if I had a nickel

For everytime they ate each other out

I'd have about 85 cents