It's time for Hanukkah

So much fun-uka

To celebrate Hanukkah

Hanukkah is, the festival of lights

Instead of one day of presents

We get eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree

Here's a list of people who are Jewish

Just like you and me

David Lee Roth lights the menorah

So does James Concord Douglas, and the late Dina Shora

Guess who eats together, at the Carnegie Deli?

Bowser from Sha NaNa and Arthur Fonzerelli

Ponoman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half, too

Put them together, what a fine looking Jew

You don't need Deck that Halls or Jingle Bell Rock

'Cuz you can spin a dredel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock

Both Jewish!

O.J. Simpson, not a Jew

But guess who is, Hall of Famer Rod Carew

We got Ann Landers, and her sister Dear Abby

Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish,

NOT TOO SHABBY!!!!

Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is

Well he's not, but guess who is

ALL THREE STOOGES!!!!

So many Jews are in showbiz

Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is

Tell your friend Veronica

It's time to celebrate Hanukkah

Don't forget harmonica

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah

Smoke your marijuana-ka

So drink your gin and tonic-ka

If you really, really, really wanna-ka

Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, Hanukkah

Happy Hanukkah