This is the happy house -- we're happy here

In the happy house -- oh it's such fun

We've come to play in the happy house

And waste a day in the happy house

It never rains



We've come to scream in the happy house

We're in a dream in the happy house

We're all quite sane

This is the happy house -- we're happy here



There's room for you if you say "I do"

But don't say no or you'll have to go

We've done no wrong with our blinkers on

It's safe and calm if you sing along

This is the happy house -- we're happy here in the happy house

To forget ourselves -- and pretend all's well

There is no hell