MAUREEN

I Think We Need An Agent

MARK

We?



JOANNE

That's Selling Out



MARK

But It's Nice To Dream



MAUREEN

Yeah - It's Network TV

And It's All Thanks To Me



MARK

Somehow I Think I Smell

The Whiff Of A Scheme



JOANNE

Me Too



MAUREEN

We Can Plan Another Protest



JOANNE

We?!



MAUREEN

This Time You Can Shoot From The

Start...(to Mark)

You'll Direct (to Joanne)

Starring Me!!



ALL

5,4,3... Open Sesame!!



Happy New Year

Happy New Year

Happy New....



BENNY

I See that You've Beaten Me To The

Punch



ROGER

How Did You Know We'd Be Here?



BENNY

I Had A Hunch



MARK

You're Not Mad?



BENNY

I'm Here To End This War

It's A Shame You Went And Destroyed

The Door



MIMI

Why All The Sudden The Big About Face



BENNY

The Credit Is Yours

You Made A Good Case



ROGER

What Case?



BENNY

Mimi Came To See Me

And She Had Much To Say



MIMI

That's Not How You Put It At All

Yesterday



BENNY

I Couldn't Stop Thinking About The

Whole Mess

Mark-You Want To Get This On Film



MARK

I Guess



BENNY

I Regret The

Unlucky Circumstances

Of The Past Seven Days



ROGER

Circumstance?

You Padlocked Our Door



BENNY

And It's With Great Pleasure

On Behalf Of Cyberarts

That I Hand You This Key



ANGEL

Golf Claps



MARK

I Hvae no Juice In My Battery



BENNY

Reshoot



ROGER

I See - This Is A Photo Opportunity



MAUREEN

The Benevolent God

Ushers The Poor Artists Back To

Their Flat

Were You Planning On Taking Down The

Barbed Wire

From The Lot, Too?



ROGER

Anything But That!



BENNY

Clearing The Lot Was A Safety Concern

We Break Ground This Month

But You Can Return



MAUREEN

That's Why You're Here With People

You Hate

Instead Of With Muffy At Muffy's Estate



BENNY

I'd Honestly Rather Be With You Tonight

Than In Westport--



ROGER

Spare Us Old Sport, The Soundbite



BENNY

Mimi - Since Your Ways Are So Seductive



MIMI

You Came On To Me!



BENNY

Persuade Him Not To Be So

Counterproductive



ROGER

Liar!



BENNY

Why Not Tell Then What You Wore To

My Place?



MIMI

I Was On My Way To Work



BENNY

Black Leather And Lace!

My Desk Was A Mess

I Think I'm Still Sore



MIMI

Cause I Kicked Him And Told Him I Wasn't

His Whore!



BENNY

Does Your Boyfriend Know

Who Your Last Boyfriend Was?



ROGER

I'm Not Her Boyfriend

I Don't Care What She Does



ANGEL

People Is This Any Way To Start A

New Year?

Have Compassion

Benny Just Lost His Cat



BENNY

My Dog - But I Appreciate That



ANGEL

My Cat Had A Fall

And I Went Through Hell



BENNY

It's Like Losing A -

How Did You Know That She Fell?



COLLINS

Champagne?



BENNY

Don't Mind If I Do

To Dogs



ALL BUT BENNY

No Benny - To You!



ANGEL

Let's Make A Resolution



MIMI

I'll Drink To That



COLLINS

Let's Always Stay Friends



JOANNE

Tho' We May Have Our Disputes



MAUREEN

This Family Tree's Got Deep Routes



MARK

Friendship Is Thicker Than Blood



ROGER

That Depends



MIMI

Depends On Trust



ROGER

Depends On True Devotion



JOANNE

Depends On Love



MARK

Depends On Not Denying Emotion



ROGER

Perhaps



ALL

It's Gonna Be A Happy New Year



ROGER

I Guess



ALL

It's Gonna Be A Happy New Year



ROGER

You're Right



ANGEL

It's Gonna Be A Happy New Year



ROGER & MIMI

I'm Sorry



ROGER

Coming?



MIMI

In A Minute - I'm Fine - Go



THE MAN

Well, Well, Well. What Have We Here?



It's Gonna Be A Happy New Year

There, There... (etc.)