MARK

Pan to the padlocked door. New Year's rocking eve. The

breaking-back-into-the-building party...

MIMI

How long til next year?



ROGER

Three and half minutes...



MIMI

I'm Giving Up My Vices

I'm Going Back - Back To School

Eviction Or Not

This Week's Been So Hot

That Long As I've Got You

I Know I'll Be Cool



I Couldn't Crack The Love Code, Dear

'Til You Made The Lock On My Heart

Explode

It's Gonna Be A Happy New Year

A Happy New Year



MARK

Coast Is Clear

You're Supposed To Be Working

That's For Midnight

Where Are They?

There Isn't Much Time



MIMI

Maybe They're Dressing

I Mean What Does One Wear That's

Apropos

For A Party - That's Also A Crime



MAUREEN

Chips, Anyone?



MARK

You Can Take The Girl Out Of Hicksville

But You Can't Take The Hickville Out

Of The Girl



MAUREEN

My Riot Got You On TV

I Deserve A Royalty



MIMI

Be Good You Two

Or No God Awful Champagne



MAUREEN

Don't Mind If I Do

No Luck?



ROGER

Bolted Plywood, Padlocked With A

Chain

A Total Dead End



MAUREEN

Just Like My Ex-Girlfriend



(on cellular phone)

Honey...?

I Know You're There...

Please Pick Up The Phone

Are You Okay?



It's Not Funny

It's Not Fair

How Can I Atone?

Are You Okay?



I Lose Control

But I Can Learn To Behave

Give Me One More Chance

Let Me Be Your Slave



I'll Kiss Your Doc Martens

Let Me Kiss Your Doc Martens

Your Every Wish I Will Obey



(Joanne enters)



JOANNE

That Might Be Okay

Down Girl

Heel...Stay



I Did A Bit Of Research

With My Friends At Legal Aid

Technically, You're Squatters

There's Hope

But Just In Case



MARK & JOANNE

Rope!



MARK

We Can Hoist A Line--



JOANNE

To The Fire Escape--



MARK

And Tie Off At



MARK & JOANNE

That Bench!



MAUREEN

I Can't Take Them As Chums



JOANNE

Start Hoisting...Wench



ROGER

I Think I Should Be Laughing

Yet I Forget

Forget How To Begin



I'm Feeling Something Inside

And Yet I Still Can't DecideBIf I Should Hide

Or Make A Wide Open Grin



Last Week I Wanted Just To Disappear

My Life Was Dust

But Now It Just May Be A Happy New Year

A Happy New Year



(Collins enters with Angel)



COLLINS

Bond - James Bond



ANGEL

And Pussy Galore - In Person



MIMI

Pussy - You Came Prepared



ANGEL

I Was A Boy Scout Once

And A Brownie

'Til Some Little Brat Got Scared



COLLINS

Aha! Moneypenny - My Martini!



MIMI

Will Bad Champagne Do?



ROGER

That's Shaken - Not Stirred



COLLINS

Pussy - The Bolts



ANGEL

Just Say The Word!



MIMI

Two Minutes Left To Execute Our Plan



COLLINS

Where's Everyone Else?



ROGER

Playing Spiderman



MARK

Ironic Close Up: Tight

On The Phone Machine's Red Light

Once The Boho Boys Are Gone

The Power Mysteriously Comes On