In the morning

And in the evening

When you think

You're alone

Too many hours

In your apartment

Has made me

Hard as a stone



I've tried to crack you

I told you you're the one

But you must have thought

That i have gone

I told you a lotta lies

Just to get laid

But your heart is

Hard as a stone



You're vicious

But i'm a man

I'm gonna do

What i can

To remain

Hard as a stone



That little pigeon

Where did you find her

I had to break her

Every bone

Eleven hours

In your pool

No longer

Hard as a stone



She was delicious

Now i'm the star

If you wanna be

What you are

You've gotta be

Hard as a stone

Hard as a stone

Ha-ha-ha-hard as a stone



You're mean

But i'm a man

It's not exactly

What i planned

But it seems

I'm hard as a stone

I'm hard as a stone

Seems i'm hard as a stone